Post by chris (zaphod) on Jan 8, 2011 22:32:30 GMT 1
...some jokes after England's 3-1 Ashes win. No responsiblity is taken for the corniness of some of them. 
Q. Why can't you drink wine in Australia?
A. Because there are no openers.
Q. Why don't Aussies need pre-tour injections?
A. Cos they never catch anything.
Q. Who spends most time at the crease in the Australian team?
A. The lady who irons the trousers.
Why do Aussie Cricketers wear envelopes?
Because they're in and out in a Jiffy
Why don't Aussies eat Brown Bread?
Because they are afraid they'll get the runs.
How do Aussies socialise?
They go out with a duck.
Q. Why can't you drink wine in Australia?
A. Because there are no openers.
Q. Why don't Aussies need pre-tour injections?
A. Cos they never catch anything.
Q. Who spends most time at the crease in the Australian team?
A. The lady who irons the trousers.
Why do Aussie Cricketers wear envelopes?
Because they're in and out in a Jiffy
Why don't Aussies eat Brown Bread?
Because they are afraid they'll get the runs.
How do Aussies socialise?
They go out with a duck.