Post by chris (zaphod) on Jan 17, 2011 11:16:40 GMT 1
Four old friends were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how
nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his pals and play
a round.
His friends all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority;
figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
course.
The first player says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife
such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the
cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third man says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual."
They all turned to the last one of the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the ass and said, Well baby, Merry Christmas! It's a great
morning for sex or golf."
All she said was, "You'll need a sweater."
nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his pals and play
a round.
His friends all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority;
figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
course.
The first player says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife
such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the
cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third man says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual."
They all turned to the last one of the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the ass and said, Well baby, Merry Christmas! It's a great
morning for sex or golf."
All she said was, "You'll need a sweater."